some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine
thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
bubblelumps: 1000notes: comedraco: twyll: good posts with a long string of terrible comments good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
swafflevlut: gnarly: my computer screen is brighter than my future this is so true and I’m on battery power saving mode
You know what’s worse than slow internet?
j4ya: really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat #HE JUST WANTED THE ACORN
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
lvysaur: sluttyoliveoil: lvysaur: lvysaur: when i say peeka you say boo peeka chu shut the fuck up
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.